he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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