I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
one might say we're banned from that church
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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