69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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