i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
