Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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