U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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