Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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