Christians are straight up FREAKS
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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