I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
