why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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