Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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