what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
