I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
