so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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