Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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