All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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