dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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