We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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