She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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