ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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