Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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