I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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