when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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