I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
