btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
