We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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