I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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