direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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