we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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