ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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