drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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