Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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