How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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