Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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