HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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