I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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