can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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