He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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