i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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