Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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