I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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