So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We need a shit load of segways right now
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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