her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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