This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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