Can Purell be used as lube?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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