I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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