I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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