So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
