sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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