They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize