I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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