I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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