i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He better not be in your backpack
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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